Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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