I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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