Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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