I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
and you fell through a lawn chair
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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