Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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