: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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