what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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