I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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