last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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