Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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