I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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