I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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