if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
