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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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