So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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