he shaved USA in his pubs
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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