I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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