I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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