is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
The ass gains better be worth it
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