SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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