i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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