I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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