high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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