garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hell yes lets make some ravioli
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
