I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Boobs are out for the taking
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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