Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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