I am spending my child support on dildos
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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