you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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