so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I pour the whiskey from now on
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
