i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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