But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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