I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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