id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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