You really coming over, don't trick.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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