yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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