haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Shame - the story of my life.
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