dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
