This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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