I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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