just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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