Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
