"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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