Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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