who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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