You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we're chasing vodka with high fives
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
