I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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