Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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