i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
