I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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