Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
