I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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