the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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