i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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