I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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