Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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