who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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